Hey we're all broken up over Johnny Depp losing that libel trial of his (Not!) And we'll be missing him on Fantastic Beasts. Johnny, how could you! All in all we're sad he didn't have fantastic relationship with the lovely Amber Heard. After all they got along so well in the Hunter S. Thompson phase of their marriage! But it's time to move on.
Maybe Johnny would have been happier if he just wore some penis jewelry like the pieces you can find on Body Body. Our favorite is Dangerously (https://www.bodybody.com/jewelry/penis-jewelry/dangerously-men-s-silver-penis-chain-with-blue-crystal-gems). Indeed the name seems appropriate for Johnny. This piece will slip slip over the most well endowed man's ballsack. It's sterling silver chain circles the penis and gently lifts and supprts it while erect.
Amber would look lovely in Body Body's exclusive Nile Whisper (https://www.bodybody.com/vaginal/nile-whisper-women-s-silver-serpent-g-string-with-hematite-gem) a sterling silver plate g string masterpiece masterpiece that would frame her vagina in cunning black beads. It comes in five sizes and is a must have for any woman.
Our best wishes for both these Hollywood stars as they pursue their careers!
